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Things We Can Learn From A Cat

Avoid car rides at all costs; cars are death mobiles… driving is one of the more dangerous things you can do!
Allow the experience of fresh air to be enjoyable and avoid the wind in your face because it is damn annoying!
When loved ones come home, always approach them and demand food and exactly 30 seconds of attention.
When it’s in your best interest, practice your pity meow.
Let others know they’ve invaded your territory by clawing the hell out of their hands.
Take long naps and stretch before rising; after rising, circle around the same spot about six times, and then take another nap.
Run, romp, play daily, and chew on all plastic bags in the house.
Eat slowly, loudly, and with your mouth open so that those who fed you are aware that it has been too long since they last fed you.
Be just loyal enough so that you keep getting fed.
Practice the art of pretending so that you can get what you want.
If you have what you want buried, leave it there for someone to clean up later.
When som…

Things We Can Learn From A Dog

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride.
Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
When it’s in your best interest, practice obedience.
Let others know they’ve invaded your territory.
Take naps and stretch before rising.
Run, romp, and play daily.
Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
Be loyal.
Never pretend to be something you’re not.
If what you want lies buried, dig for it.
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
Thrive on attention and let people hug you.
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.
When you’re happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
No matter how often you’re scolded, don’t buy into the guilt thing and pout – run right back and make friends.
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.